Today at Ramon -BLEEP-'s house is his birthday. Amy Sorel, his love and joy to be around is helping Pyrrha make a cake.
Ramon: Hard to believe its my birthday.
Michael: Hey for me being a vampire I love birthdays.
Michael: *grins evilly* Steal the cake and leave a bullet in someone's head!
Ramon: Which you are not doing to me.
Michael: Of course not.
Ramon: Say where are Sieg and Rook?
Michael: I don't know. But hell lets enjoy the time by doing something.
Ramon: Like what?
Michael: Archery like Hawkeye!
Ramon: Now thats a challenge!
-Michael and Ramon leave outside to challenge each other with the bow and arrow-
Cal lets go help Amy and Pyrrha with the cake!
Cal: Do I have to?! D:
Amelie: If you want to be alive yes.
Cal: Fine! *walks with Amelie to Ramon's house*
-Siegfried and Rook are getting the presents Ramon wanted for his birthday-
Siegfried: Oi this is hard to find what he likes.
Rook: Easy. Amy, gun, sword, and Amy.
Siegfried: But Amy is at home with Pyrrha making a cake.
Rook: Which is why we are getting him a gun and a sword you dummy.
Siegfried: Okay fine. Maybe Michael can get him a bow and some arrows.
-About 5 hours later Marisa, Nightmare, and Raphael show up at Ramon's lovely home-
Pyrrha & Amy: *covered in Cake batter* The cake is done!
Rook: Good! Everyone get in place!
Ramon please don't be mad.
-Michael and Ramon return with their bows on their backs-
Michael: Hold on Ramon okay. I need to talk to Pyrrha and Amy privately.
Ramon: Whatever you say man. I understand.
Michael: *walks in quickly and hides with Pyrrha*
Ramon: *walks in*
Everyone: Happy birthday Ramon!
Ramon: Aww guys! Thanks!
Raphael: You been a lovely pet to Amy.
Nightmare: Only one man can best me at Rock Paper scissors.
Marisa: You been a nice man to him even though you hate him.
Pyrrha: You still hate my brother but you come to like me.
Michael: You respect me with your dueling and practial pranks.
Rook: We have been friends for a long time.
Siegfried: You been a good man. Honorable with your pride and good senses.
Amelie: Your funny and awesome!
Cal: You may be a prankster but I like you as my friend.
Amy: And of course.. I love you Ramon. *takes off Ramon's hat and kisses Ramon's lips*
Ramon: *nearly faints* Thanks everyone! Its been great meeting all of you.
Michael & Siegfried: *splatter cake over Ramon's face* And thats our thanks to you Ramon.
Ramon: You two are so going to pay for that! FOOD FIGHT!
Michael & Siegfried: *avoids some of the food* YOU MISSED!
Amy, Rook, Marisa, and Pyrrha: Hey watch the hair!
Raphael: *gets caked splattered by Siegfried* You little shrimp of a German! *decks Siegfried*
Michael: Now on a serious matter. We all give you our thanks for being a friend to us all.
Amy: And a dear lover to me.
Ramon: Thanks guys. Now lets go outside and watch the surprise I set up.
-They all step outside. Next to a big rocket with Tira strapped onto the rocket*
Nightmare & Ramon: See you later you pest! *presses the button and Tira is off*
Michael: Ah the nice smell of sulfur.
She won't bug us anymore.
-The rocket explodes with fireworks of many colors, Amy and Ramon hold hands as they watch in pure joy-
Ramon: And that is the perfect birthday I had in years!
Amy: And many more will happen!